cracked

New Year’s Day Tips:

thebrockway:

1. Bacon sandwiches and plenty of water are the only known effective hangover cures. However, just staying drunk is also an option. Be like Stonehenge: Endure.

2. Don’t regret anything you did last night. If anybody brings it up, just throw your hands in the air and say “Jesus fucking Christ! That was last year! How long are you going to hang onto that?!”